Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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ginger

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Dogs

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Anti Joke

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