What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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