What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What's the difference between a duck?

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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