Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What's 4+7 47

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Penis.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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