Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Today is May 18 2016.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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