Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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dead battery come on down

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Anti Joke

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