- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Comedy.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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