- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Once upon a cross

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.