Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

im black

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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