What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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