- Anti Joke

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.