A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

i can't stand cripple jokes

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Lil' Wayne

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Cancer.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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