what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Hi

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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one day i went to bed

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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