how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Penis.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

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