where wally? wallys a myth.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

salad days!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Error 37.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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