- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

A baby seal walks into a club.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

2 women were sitting quietly

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