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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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