Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

A cow says moo and explodes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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