Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Obama

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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