- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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