- Anti Joke

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Homosexuals are gay.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Get in the car.