giddy goat

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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I have aids

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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...............................................................hi

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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see ya

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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