- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

I saw a poor man named rich

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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