A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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you will now laugh.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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