What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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girls basketball

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Worst joke ever

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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