Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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