How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Republicans

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Women Sports.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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You smell like shit

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats long and green? weed

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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69

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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