Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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poop

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Anti Joke

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