- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

An atheist walks into a church

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

THE GAME

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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