Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Dylan is a person

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

There is no I in Pie except for the I

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Why did the dog eat poop?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

You are Nerochan right?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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