- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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