what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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WNBA

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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