What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Anti Joke

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