- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Why did the book disappear?

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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