- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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