That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

A whale's vagina

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

the WNBA

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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