Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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knock, knock come in

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Women's rights.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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