- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lol a man is drowning

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

A Jew! Bless you.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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