- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Doorbell salesman.

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