- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

vaginas

knock knock ... no one was in

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

i like pie.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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