- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Kathy Griffin.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Women's rights

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Wanna hear a joke? No.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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