Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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