What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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