What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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