whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Womens' Rights

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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