what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Colby Michael Schluter

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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