Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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