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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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