What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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