Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Women's sports.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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