who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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