IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

hiya

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

your mum

ass in my face ? no

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

An irish man walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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