- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Black people in Camden NJ.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.