Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

xavier stop

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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