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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

My pet rock died.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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