Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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trumpy trumpy trump

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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