A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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hey guys what's up?

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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