- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Your mom is fat

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Mark Wilson

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