What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Women's rights.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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