How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Women's sports.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Dogs in my home.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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