- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Dogs in my home.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Cleveland winning something

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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