Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Where's my baby??

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

pickle sniffer

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

A horse walks into a barn.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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