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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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