- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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