What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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I ponder

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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one day i went to bed

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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