What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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how may i help you

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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