- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm off to my tank guys!

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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