- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

one day i went to bed

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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