How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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