- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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