- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

boo

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

men's rights.

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