What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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No.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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