In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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ecks! why zee?

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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