What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Yes!

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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