What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Yes!

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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trumpy trumpy trump

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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