what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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A mans opinion.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Spotto

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Shut the cork up!

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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