My friend harris is fat.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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hipsters

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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luke moore cant pull it back

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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