- Anti Joke

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

womens rights.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.