- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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