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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Take this and put it- No.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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