Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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