Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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im watching you..

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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