What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Q. who's george porchy?

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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