- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Q. who's george porchy?

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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