What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Black People

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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