You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

TIMMAH!

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Poop swing

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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