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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Yes.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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