- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Knock knock ... No ones home

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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