Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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The Detroit Lions

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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