What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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TOBUSCUS

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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