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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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