Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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you will now laugh.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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